Blood & Tacos #3
“Richard Pearce Welcome to Cooking Like a Tough Guy. Find your seats, shut up and pay attention.
Now you may be wondering why or how exactly cooking can relate to being a tough guy, despite having seen all these shows of sweaty chefs yelling at everyone. I mean great, yelling and all, but how does being able to feed yourself and others fit into your kitbag, and why should it take up valuable space?
Well, for one thing, you never know when an undercover assignment is going to come up, and there...’s ALWAYS room in the kitchen for another tough guy, whether it’s on a cargo ship, working the mining camps, or out on the trail. Why is this? Because bad cooks tend to mysteriously disappear – being able to actually cook will protect your cover and keep you from getting killed by the ostensible good guys.
Also, for the more debonair among you, cooking well is a way to impress the chicks. When you can whip up a four course dinner from a piece of celery and some condiments, you’re well on your way to seduction, if your particular method of slap-and-tickle is heavier on the tickle.MoreLess
Now you may be wondering why or how exactly cooking can relate to being a tough guy, despite having seen all these shows of sweaty chefs yelling at everyone. I mean great, yelling and all, but how does being able to feed yourself and others fit into your kitbag, and why should it take up valuable space?
Well, for one thing, you never know when an undercover assignment is going to come up, and there...’s ALWAYS room in the kitchen for another tough guy, whether it’s on a cargo ship, working the mining camps, or out on the trail. Why is this? Because bad cooks tend to mysteriously disappear – being able to actually cook will protect your cover and keep you from getting killed by the ostensible good guys.
Also, for the more debonair among you, cooking well is a way to impress the chicks. When you can whip up a four course dinner from a piece of celery and some condiments, you’re well on your way to seduction, if your particular method of slap-and-tickle is heavier on the tickle.MoreLess
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